ONE INTERNATIONAL TALK SHOW YOU WOULD WANT TO HOST?
Saturday Night Live
ONE HINDI FILM ACTOR WHO WILL MAKE FOR GOOD STAND-UP COMIC?
IF YOU WERE MAROONED ON AN ISLAND WITH SHAH RUKH KHAN AND SALMAN KHAN, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
I’d have a three step process.
➊ Find a shelter for myself
➋ Find a film camera
➌ Write a script and make a film with both of them and me
IF YOU WERE TO BE REBORN AS A WOMAN, WHICH ACTRESS WOULD YOU WANT TO BE?
ONE PICK-UP LINE, WHICH WOULD WORK ON A HINDI FILM ACTRESS…
The budget of the film is 100 crores.
WHAT ARE THE BEST AND THE WORST THINGS ABOUT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP?
The worst thing is the fighting. The best thing is also the fighting because I get a lot of matter for my stand-up comedy from it.
IS THERE ANY NAUGHTY FANTASY YOU HAVEN’T EXPLORED YET?
Since I was four, I was most comfortable doing anything on stage. But I don’t think people will buy tickets to see what I really want to do on stage.
IF YOU WERE GAY, WHICH INDIAN ACTOR WOULD YOU WANT TO DATE?
They don’t make them more perfect than Hrithik Roshan.
WHAT’S THE WACKIEST THING DONE TO YOU?
I got a bra thrown at me once, which I found cool. I asked whose it was and she didn’t own up to it. It seemed like a young bra. I was happy with that.
SIX PACK ABS OR SIX FIGURE BANK BALANCE?
Bank balance. That should last longer than the abs.
DOES SIZE MATTER?
Brain size, yes